ATHLETE PROFILE

Don't smoke!! I think it causes wrinkles.

Phone is at 14% battery. Such great news! #Not

Soooo ANNOYED. I know I shouldn't be but I most certainly am.

Know what sucks about not having a car? Not having a car.

@Britt_L0VES_You if u choose to think that way, then yeah it is.

I need to succeed.

I hate that Kyrie Irving went to "that school" but if u haven't seen that pepsi max video of him in the old man suit, ur cazy. #Hilarious

I make some TERRIBLE decisions.. But who doesn't?

Can't lie.. Gavin DeGraw makes some good music.

I see you Biebs!! #BieberFever

Zooey Deschanel you are hot. T. Swift ur not bad on the eyes either.

Miley Cyrus. What the heck are you wearing?

Then a "tough guy" covered in tattoos drives by in a Prius. Hmm.. Gotta pick one bro.

The little hispanic baby was yelling out hermano to her big brother. That was too cute!

Grab the baby hook with the panini and burn the shower curtain rod. #What

@IvoryAssassin def just tweeted the same thing. #creepy #TeamLeBron

Baby Bron Bron with the video game numbers tonight. #crazy

Hey somebody give me a ride home.

Every heat fan who said Bosh was soft is regretting that. He had a role and stuck to it. That's what made the heat go.