ATHLETE PROFILE

Me & Momma in Cleveland... http://t.co/8UUI6fjx

Im going 2 pay the priest who marries me (one day in a galaxy far far away) 2 add 2 the vows"everything u say can & will be used against u"

Ummm 8:1? RT @marcellaaa_7 @LoMoMarlins What r the chances of me getting to the game early tomorrow & getting a picture?!

This is why i ALWAYS have a California roll in my glove box... RT @itsCARO_ Sex and some delivery sushi would be perfect right now.

I just saw a husky man going fucking ballistic on a vending machine. Not sure if me chirping "get that honey bun Boyeee" helped or not...

Im convinced my moral compass is solar powered because it never seems to work after dark... #NoHomoJustLoMo

@callapatel baseball? U don't need to understand baseball to understand me. Just have an f'd up sense of humor

I wish kate upton would sign my ball(s) RT @randsyy My @KateUpton signed ball was shipped yesterday, thank you @MLBFanCave! :)

Ill make sure u font gt a job! RT @sofolicious I want a new hair color everyday.. Maybe I should shave my head and start wearing wigs.

@ochocinco what's the name of that diner u always go to?

Ur chest protector is on backwards dipshit RT @RickardRant17: Logan "Mediocre" Morrison hows it feel 2 have 30K ppl @ game w/ no1 watching?

Haha, 26 life!!!! RT @Peteypipes I'm so jacked up on Eric thomas, ray Lewis, and Antony Iapoce right now

I think you may need a bigger size #MuMu RT @Ulms44: Sporting @22Fresh gear, courtesy of @LoMoMarlins ...#coolshirts http://t.co/uGcuWSle

Good one. But u dont count! RT @Domiegooch @LoMoMarlins women say "Sup Girl" to him #mostinterestingmaninbaseball

@cgrand14 all of that plus bleach treatments? Miss u! #nohomojustlomo

To big of a pus RT @Oneyguillen @LoMoMarlins pic

Prince Charming banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel & Cinderella. He's the Leonardo DiCaprio of Disney... #TurnYourSwagOn

Holy moly rolly polly! I just pooped my shorts. Larry bird is eating next to us