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@Hadzilla @Kyle_Lippert @bmccarthy32 well I know where I'm getting all my future information from because that's a fact.

@BMcCarthy32 I thought @Kyle_Lippert knew something I didn't, got excited for a second..way to ruin it.

@Kyle_Lippert I think you're ahead by like 10 or so. It's so much easier to get followers when you actually play ha.

@Kyle_Lippert you have so many more followers than me...dammit.

@Belen_Ariana meant more of the clipped inside your pocket/belt loop type.

@AbigailOgle you won't...

@AllanDucker half? Not even remotely close.

If one of your wardrobe accessories is a pocket knife...there's a pretty solid chance I have nothing in common with you.

Kevin Durant, that's all.

Let's tone it down with all this "man part" speak Barkley.

Let's all just marvel at this for awhile http://t.co/yc5Y3TTw

@RickyRo24 @encadwin those linen pants?

@PtakSteve12 @jaredwo55 some people shouldn't be able to leave Stillwater until they get a runner in from 3rd with less than 2 outs.

.@BMcCarthy32 still waiting on the apologetic blog from the lady that rear ended me earlier this week... http://t.co/l9i55oyD

@ThunderGun101 well you will never be tweeting me again.

I bet those kids that get taken to shopping centers to play in the popup fountains grow up to be weird.

I don't think I've ever met a person who thoroughly enjoyed wind.

I'm not very sentimental but the way it played out with Kerry Wood today was awesome.

@lilyjung @sallyjung suggestions for her?RT @jaimeedmondson: Beautiful day in Austin☀ Any recommendations for lunch in the downtown area?