ATHLETE PROFILE

Attacked this boxing workout this afternoon. Feel like a cartoon character who swallowed a bomb. Entire body is straight FATIGUED.

I've officially noticed that every time I am eating a meal I am planning the next one. As i sit eating b'fast, just planned lunch.

I swear @thebiggerben is running for mayor...man is just running all over downtown shaking hands like "your vote matters"

I wonder if Samuel L. ended up sealing the deal with Siri.

Happy burfday @carissacastonzo! Don't get too buck wild tonight sis

Oysters, wedge, then seared scallops with truffle oil over tomato and spinach risotto at Noah Grants...just ridiculously good. So satisfied.

Finally. American Idol is playing out exactly as it should. Kudos America on voting for the best every week. Refreshing every week.

Gotta respect a dude on American Idol who lets his chest hair flare...Phillip Phillips is a beast.

As I pulled into my driveway, "Homecoming" by Kanye came on. My ipod knew it was home. Creepy.

"@TheBiggerBen: Push yourself, push others" u just love encouraging bullying eh?

Much love to Donald and Mallory Brown for dinner tonight. It was awesome. And a special shoutout to Scott Lutrus...cuz y not?

Aside from the creepy dislocating joints, this contortionist on AGT can dance his ass off.

That guy on Americas Got Talent didn't blink once throughout his entire opera performance. Now THAT is a talent!

German cooking...they can take any delicious meat and make it the wurst

My thoughts go out to Jason Peters. An unbelievable player with some devastating luck this offseason. Hoping for a full recovery.

Maria and Derek are totally hooking up. In fact Maria may be pregnant by the season finale...it is the mystery of the dance.

How much do these people pay for promoted tweets? Its gotta be a pretty penny.

Why do I always feel like my car is going to explode when I start it after filling up with gas? I've seen too many movies

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there! U deserve it! A special shout out to my mom, the best in the world, imo